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Recognisable by other Simpsons fans, but subtle enough to wear to the pub.
Great question! There are millions of tees out there with big, loud prints on them.
Do a quick image search of “Steamed Hams Tshirt” and count how many of those you’d actually wear.
Chances are you’ll either be:
We use AS Colour Men’s Classic Tees, the best basic tees in Aus (in our opinion!) Check them out here.
It’s the AS Colour Men’s Classic Tee, a regular fit. The size guide has body width and length for every size, in centimetres.
Every tee is printed to order in Melbourne. Usually ships in about 4 days, then goes out via tracked AusPost Express.
You have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return. It needs to be unworn, with tags, in its original packaging.
To exchange, return the item and let us know which colour and size you’d like. Email info@unforgettableluncheon.com to start either one.
Return postage for a change of mind or wrong size is on the customer. Full details in the refund policy.
No, money down!
$34.99
Printed to order, ships in ~4 days. Free AU shipping over $50.
Wellity wellity wellity.
Do you ever think about finding “the one”?
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You know, the one you can quote niche references with?
So let’s say, hypothetically, that you buy a shirt from Unforgettable Luncheon.
The Milpool reference on it is relatively niche and subtle.
You decide to wear it to your next party.
9/10 people there won’t bat an eyelid, since it’ll blend in as any other generic streetwear design.
But there’ll be one person who gets it…
You catch eyes.
Their gaze lowers to your chest as they read your top.
They smile. Laugh. Drop another reference.
Your heart starts to race as you introduce yourself.
Is this what love at first sight feels like?
Conversation flows and more subtle quotes are casually dropped at the perfect time.
You’re laughing. They’re laughing. The evening flies by.
After adding each other on socials, you part ways.
You notice that you’re both members of the same shitposting groups.
Nice.
Both of you tee up a date.
And then again. And again. And again and again.
Suddenly it’s been 3 years together and you move in with each other.
Things are great.
A couple years later you have a kid and get married.
Unlike the weird parents of the kids you went to school with, you let your own kids watch the show.
They turn out to be perfectly cromulent.
Each day you thank the lucky stars for your partner.
Not everyone is lucky enough to have a spouse that can tastefully quote the show in any situation.
You think back to the night you met, purely because of your t-shirt.
A t-shirt with a very subtle reference to a great show.
The love has only grown stronger since then.
Everyone lives happily ever after.
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Printed on AS Colour Mens Classic Tees:
âś… 100% combed cotton
âś… 220 GSM
âś… Relaxed fit
🖨️ All t-shirts are printed-to-order in Melbourne to reduce wastage and over-production.

Milpool T-Shirt
$34.99