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No Kids, Three Money T-Shirt

No Kids, Three Money T-Shirt

Regular price $34.99
Regular price Sale price $34.99
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Australian Shipping & Delivery Estimates

Expect your shirts to arrive in 8-10 business days for most areas in Aus.

Please keep this in mind for any time-sensitive orders! 

$5 shipping cost on orders under $50.

If you have any concerns, please chuck us a message via Facebook Messenger or email at info@unforgettableluncheon.com

International Shipping is currently unavailable.

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  • 👕 We print on AS Colour Men's Classic Tees. You can find more info here.
  • ♻️ To learn more about AS Colour's commitment to responsible production, check out their practices here.

Would you rather have:
A: Three kids and no money
or
B: No kids and three money?

 

Printed on AS Colour Mens Classic Tees:

✅ 100% combed cotton
✅ 220 GSM
✅ Relaxed fit

🖨️ All t-shirts are printed-to-order in Melbourne to reduce wastage and over-production.

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    The extra F is for FAQ

    FFAQ

    Why are the designs so boring?

    Great question!

    There are millions of tees out there with big, loud prints on them.

    Unforgettable Luncheon tees are a subtle whisper in a room full of shouts.

    At a glance, they're just a sleek, easy-going shirt.

    But to the keen observer, they're a ticket to a shared gag, a common ground, a conversation waiting to happen.

    What do you print on?

    We use AS Colour Men's Classic Tees - the best basic tees in Aus (in our opinion!)

    Check them out here 👇

    How much is shipping?

    Orders over $50: Free

    Orders under $50: 5 Dollarydoos

    Works on contingency?

    No, money down!