Simpsons t-shirts, without the cringe
Subtle, minimalist prints of your favourite references.
Printed on AS Colour Mens Classic Tees:
✅ 100% combed cotton
✅ 220 GSM
✅ Relaxed fit
🖨️ All t-shirts are printed-to-order in Melbourne to reduce wastage and over-production.
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Milpool T-Shirt
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Bort T-Shirt
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Dignity T-Shirt
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Crab Juice T-Shirt
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Single Plum Floating in Perfume T-Shirt
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Unforgettable Luncheon T-Shirt
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HoJu T-Shirt
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Le Grille T-Shirt
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Guatemalan Insanity Pepper T-Shirt
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Stonecutters T-Shirt
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Snrub T-Shirt
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BYOBB T-Shirt
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Jimbo T-Shirt
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64 Slices of American Cheese T-Shirt
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Smarch T-Shirt
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The Homer T-Shirt
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No Kids, Three Money T-Shirt
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Live, Laugh, Lee Carvallo Tote
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Any Key T-Shirt
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Box Factory T-Shirt
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The extra F is for FAQ
FFAQ
Why are the designs so boring?
Great question!
There are millions of tees out there with big, loud prints on them.
Do a quick image search of "Steamed Hams Tshirt" and count how many of those you'd actually wear.
Chances are you'll either be:
a) Embarassed to wear them in public
or
b) You'd wear them, but the novelty would fade pretty quickly and they get added to your pile of bummin' around tees.
Our goal is to create tees that are recognisable by other Simpsons fans, but subtle enough to wear to the pub.
What do you print on?
We use AS Colour Men's Classic Tees - the best basic tees in Aus (in our opinion!)
Check them out here 👇
How much is shipping?
Orders over $50: Free
Orders under $50: 5 Dollarydoos
Works on contingency?
No, money down!


















