Simpsons Birthday Cake Ideas (No Faces Required)
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These Simpsons birthday cake ideas skip the sculpted heads and printed faces. Every one is built from something the show put on a plate or on a screen: the pink donut, the giant donut off the Lard Lad sign, a plate of steamed hams, the cooling towers. Nobody has to carve a likeness at midnight.
If the birthday person would rather have a shirt than a cake, the Simpsons t-shirts are here.
Simple concepts
These need a home oven and a few hours.
The pink donut cake
Bake a plain vanilla or chocolate cake in a ring tin (a bundt or savarin tin). Cover it in a thick pink glaze, the same icing sugar, milk and colouring as our pink frosted donut recipe, just more of it. Pour it over while the cake is cool so it runs down the sides, then cover the top in rainbow sprinkles before it sets. Be generous with them.
A cake with a hole in the middle doesn't take candles well. Push them into the ring itself, or stand a single tall candle in the hole.
The lettered cake
A plain round cake in any flavour, with one line piped across the top. It's the cheapest idea here and lands the hardest with the right person. A few that fit on a cake:
- "Mmm... forbidden doughnut." From "Treehouse of Horror IV" (Season 5, Episode 5). Pair it with a single real donut on top.
- "Steamed hams." From "22 Short Films About Springfield" (Season 7, Episode 21). Works for anyone who calls burgers that already.
- "Colossal donut." For a donut cake big enough to deserve it. See below.
Pipe in a plain, chunky hand. Neat lettering on a plain cake reads better than any amount of decoration.
Intermediate builds
These need some decorating experience, or patience.
The colossal donut
In the "Treehouse of Horror VI" segment "Attack of the 50-Foot Eyesores" (Season 7, Episode 6), Homer wants "a colossal donut just like the one on the sign" at Lard Lad Donuts. There's no such thing. The big one belongs to the statue. So he steals it.
To make one: bake two ring cakes in the largest bundt tin you can find. Trim the domed tops flat, sandwich them together flat-side down with buttercream, and round off the outer edge with a serrated knife so it looks like one fat donut. Glaze it pink and sprinkle it. It's the pink donut cake at twice the height.
The steamed hams platter
Bake a batch of small round vanilla cakes or cupcake bases for the buns. Make the patties from small rounds of chocolate brownie. Stack bun, brownie, a little green-tinted coconut for lettuce, a thin square of yellow fondant for cheese, and the top bun dusted with sesame seeds. Arrange them on a platter, and pipe "Steamed hams" onto the cake board.
The cooling towers
The power plant's cooling towers are grey, tapered cylinders, which makes them one of the easier shapes to carve. Bake two or three tall cylinders by stacking small round cakes, and carve them so each pinches in a little near the top. Cover them in grey buttercream or fondant and stand them on a board.
Some lime-green icing dribbled around the base is enough. Leave the plant workers out of it.
Advanced sculptures
For experienced decorators, or for handing to a professional with a brief.
The family couch
Carve a long rectangular cake into a three-seat sofa: a base, a back and two arms. Cover it in fondant in a warm brownish orange, with three seat cushions and a little piping along the seams. Don't put anyone on it. An empty couch, slightly too orange, is the whole joke.
Put a small square of blue-tinted fondant at the other end of the board for the TV glow.
The donut stack
A tiered cake where every tier is a donut. Bake ring cakes in three tin sizes, glaze each one a different colour (pink, chocolate, plain white), and stack them on dowels. Sprinkles on the pink tier only.
Cupcake options
Easier to serve and easier to make in quantity.
Donut cupcakes
Bake vanilla cupcakes, glaze the tops pink and sprinkle them. Pack them into a real donut box from your local bakery for the reveal.
Mini donuts
Skip the cupcakes and fry or bake a tray of mini donuts using our donut recipe, with the cutter sizes halved. Stack them on a cake stand into a tower and put the candles in the top one.
Flavour combinations
Vanilla cake with a strawberry pink glaze is the safest pick for a kids' party and the closest to the donut.
Chocolate cake with pink glaze works if the adults are doing the eating.
For the steamed hams platter, keep the buns plain vanilla. The brownie patty is already rich.
Gel colouring gives stronger colour than liquid and doesn't thin the icing. Mix a small test batch before you colour the whole bowl.
More Springfield food: everything we've cooked is in the Simpsons recipes index, including the Steamed Hams recipe.
